BAFH Cruft and Stuff

I'm sure that all of you people catching this blog and reading the tales of my missions think I'm little more than a gun-loving sociopath. I'll admit, anyone could get that impression and it likely isn't that far off the mark. But what you have seen so far is me being pissed off or competing. Ask any of the employees of Light Speed Couriers and you'll get a different story - one of a somewhat obsessed but perfectly standard corporate boss.

See... There is a lot more to me than liking to find unique ways to kill people. Like having fun and starting competitions to draw out the best in my employees. Sure I break the law - what law actually exists that can cover a corporate executive. (Or someone that has remodeled their bodies into a more perfect form to survive a battle against someone like Reaper)

And it's time to face facts - I do like what I do. If I didn't, I wouldn't be doing it! But the fact is that I do have a work ethic - do the job efficiently and properly the first time. What that means in the parcel delivery business is that the package gets to its destination as fast as possible and in pristine condition. In the killing business it's different - use the right weapon, respond to any opposition with overwhelming force and "there is no such thing as enough guns".

True, there are more rules to the killing business - many dealing with how to kill efficiently and effectively and more that were created to make the business more humane. Unless specifically requested to be otherwise by a client, I ignore them all and make the most of any contract. (Which is why, incidentally, that I like Reaper - he has the same simplicity of rulesets as myself)

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